Jewel-Dreemurr

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if you don't know what he looks like..
 

this isn't too important but i just organized my gallery with folders so check that out i guess

I'm too lazy to check if i made another one
but hey i have a gf now idk if i should tell who or if she'll expose it before i get to so i'm just gonna hide this post in the depths of deviantart

Do u ever have that feeling when u want to do something but u don't
i thought about getting up to get water for 20 minutes once and i never did
life's karma 101
it makes me think about how we're all the 101 dogs from that one disney movie
except we're all ugly little midgets who dont want to do anything
i dont know why i thought of that specifically but i'm me so-
oh i was about to add a shrug emoji
i typed 'shrug' and got a shitton of cuphead emojis
   :bademoticon: :bademoticon: 
i'm going to shank a bitch one day i swear

I've always wanted to do one of these so here we go

1. Name: Tess
2. Nickname(s): Tess lmao
3. Birthday: Feb 15th 
4. That makes you (age): I'd rather not tbh
5. Where were you born (city): Chicago, IL
6. Location right now (planet ): Mars obviously
7. Shoe size: idk, like 7 1/2
8. How many piercings?: I had ear piercings but they're closing bc I don't like em
9. Tattoos?: Nop don't do em
10. When you wake up you're: Probably disappointed that it was only a dream of my birthday.
11. When your about to sleep you're: Forcing myself to go to sleep before I cry
12. Zodiac sign: Aquarius
13. Chinese sign: Rooster :,)
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: Homeschooled (K12)

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: Lesbian(donthurtmelmao)
18. Hair colour: Dark brown but I want yellow highlights 
20. Weight: Losing and gaining all the time, around 87 lbs.
21. Height: 5'2''
22. Braces?: No ew
23. Glasses?: lol you wish

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: not into that (yet??)
25. If so, who?: listed above
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: no I don't ofc
27. Who has a crush on you?: everyone thinks im awkward lmao
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: nO
29. Who was your first kiss: u wish to be a blackmailer we get it
30. Who was your last kiss: not a last kiss unless the person died already
31. Are you a virgin?: yep I don't want any STDs kthnx
32. Ever had a threesome before?: no gross
33. NQ- Every been swarmed by ladybugs?: No I have not been destroyed by imposter beetles why do you ask
34. Have you ever been in love?: nO but I have toyed with a dude's heart before
35. Broken any hearts?: If making someone hate me and themselves count then yes I have
36. Got your heart broken?: Not really 
37. Ever liked a friend?: ..As a friend
38. What happened?: lol nothing

Section Four: Past Relationships 

39. How many relationships have you been in?: 100 nonexistant ones
40. How many were serious enough to count: like 3
41. Who were those serious ones: my old bffs avery, paula, and clauda
42. NQ- Who used to be your best friend: this cunt daniel
43. What made them different: i tried to break his heart so he hated me
44. What happened: ^^
45. Best boy/girlfriend:  none
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: i bet daniel would've been
47. Ever been kissed: by my mom
48. Who do you want back: avery
49. Who do you regret: daniel
50. Why?: because daniel

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: 'I Hate Seagulls' by Kate Nash
52. Movie: Not into movies tbh
53. Food: Pixy sticks 
54. Drink: Either root beer or ginger ale
55. Store: Whole Foods tbh
56. Television show: I'm not into shows
57. Holiday: Would it be rigged if I didn't say my birthday
58. Book: the Mr. Terupt series. I love realistic fiction so much ffs
59. Ice cream: Cookies n' Cream (tbh should be called Vanilla n' Cookie Dough)
60. Sweets: looks at list of sweets Do I need to answer that?
61. Crisps: You mean the british word for chips? I like potato crisps
62. Type of music: It depends on the exact song but I like a lot of genres. Most of my playlist is edgy though
63. Artist: My friends lol
64. Word: asphyxiate (dying from air) has a nice ring to it
65. Time of day: Evening, around 4 pm. All my friends are online then
66. Dressing: Lemons-
67. Alcoholic drink: not to be answered
68. Colour(s): Seafoam(green kind of), Teal
69. Piece of clothing: I have this sleeveless elephant shirt I got that came with a matching scarf it's my only good shirt 
70. Character: Too many to list
71. Smell: Mint. Also I like the smell of someone's hair that just got washed and cut
72. Shampoo: do i look like someone who rummages through shampoo names
73. Soap: f e  b r ee- idk tbh
74. Smiley: I honestly don't care but I like uwu and eue a lot 
75. Board game: Uno
76. Sport: Tennis
77. Number: 9
78. Quote: "Ding ding. Hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level. Get out bitch." - My friend
79. Animal: Dik-dik (it's a dwarf antelope from south africa google it)
80. Actor: Peyton List tbh
82. Vegetable: Carrots
83. Fruit: Cherries ngl
84. Place to be: Any room as long as I can use my laptop in it without being screeched at 
85. Thing in your room: Either my drawing tablet or my laptop 
86. Gum: Any flavor or kind that is not Spearmint like smh i hate it so much 
87. Shape: Stars are cute
88. Country: NJ and PA (justbecausemyfriendslivethere)
89. Mall: I honestly don't care as long as it's not a shithole
90. Car: Anything tolerable? idk my dad has a Scion 
91. Boy's name: Collin or anything not too common but not too original
92. Girl's name: Smth that has a ring to it like Coraline idc if it's original
93. Family member: My sister is so innocent akakakaka
94. Restaurant: P.F. Chang's (chinese place)
95. Movie place: Any one that sells movie tickets for a cheap price tbh
96. Person to go to the movies with: Nobody my family can't shut up during movies wtf
97. Noise: Almost any noise satisfies me tbh
98. Brand of shoe: Nike or Skechers
99. Brand of clothing: Anything from Old Navy
100. Body part of a chicken: Leg??
101. Swear word: Cunt fuck dick shi- cunt
102. Month: December because christmas
103. Possession: My laptop do you even
104. Team: If it's a baseball team then Chicago Cubs tbh hometown
105. Season: Winter I love winter I love snow let me sniff it up mmMm
106. Radio station: I don't pay attention to radio stations e.e
107. Magazine: I don't pay attention to those either
108. Favourite grade: Honestly 5th grade was the best, it was the only year everyone was actually nice to me including my teachers
109. Least favourite grade: 4th grade, everyone besides me and my bff were the kind of kids who would flip a fidget spinner successfully and then dab like gtfo
110. Teacher: Current teachers bc I can't tell if they're nice or not
111. Least favourite teacher: 3rd grade teacher was so rude wtf
112. Subject: English/LA
113. Subject to talk about: I like to complain about how stupid algebra and history are 

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: My mum is my mammy 
115. Who's your dad?: My dad is a bitch
116. Any step-parents?: My stepdad lives with me I love him but not rly
117. Any brothers?: Yeah, a cunt too
118. Any Sisters?: Yes my innocent sister
120. Coolest: Sister
121. Loudest: Brother
122. Best relative: My grandma is SO nice 
123. Worse relative: My parents
124. Do you get along with your parents?: It depends 
125. With your siblings?: My brother, sometimes. My sister, most of the time
126. Does anyone understand you?: No they're all bitches who are too lazy to contemplate why I hate them 
127. Do you have any pets?: Yeah
128. If so, what kind and name?: A betta fish named Minnie
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: I want a bunny when I get older

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school?: Yeet 
132. Did you drop out?: No
133. Your current GPA: Forgot tbh
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: I usually buy lunch unless I hate it
135. ABC's?: 123's?
136. Favorite class: none tbh
137. Play any sports at school?: u wish
138. Are you popular?: No but some people knew me in public school
139. Favourite memory: My bff tossed my plush over the recess fence and everyone started screaming about her 'cruelty' but she bought me a better one for our christmas gift swap.
140. Most humiliating moment: I was trying to fuck with a classmate's emotions about dating me bc I hated him ad everyone thought otherwise
141. Most funniest moment: A classmate threw a tennis ball we were playing with over the roof when we were 'sitting out' for PE and she said "the ball has degravitized itself"
142. Most scared moment: I flipped my table off and forgot what it meant for an entire minute 

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: a turkey lmao
146. Dog: something that can hurt me in 5 different ways
147. Christina Aguilera: LMAO
148. Ricky Martin: nobody bc idc for him
149. 50 cent: my friend's oc
150. Poop: agonizing wtf
151. Beach: "I WANT TO GET AWAY FROM THIS HELL NOW"
152. Desert: "I'm going to die"
153. Water: Good scenery and feels
154. Osama: u what m8
155. Love: "ew gross"
156. Your little brother: "fuck off"
157. Butt: yEh no thanks
158. Clowns: my #3 fear
159. Wonder: depends what kind of wonder it is
16o. Brown: HOW DO YOU HEAR BROWN 
161. Banana: "i have immature friends"
162. Sex: "UHMMMMmmmm ur gross nibba"
163. Parents: "Ew are they gonna depress me again"
164. Homosexuals: "I support lgtb+"
165. God: i bELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYY

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Like, I hope he's there so I can pray to someone 
167. Heaven: death doesn't need to be dark
168. Devil: nno
169. Hell: notrlly
170: Boogy man: hell no
171. Closet Monsters: lol do i look 5?
172. Fortune tellings: It depends
173. Magic: Not if i can find a logical explanation to a trick
174. Love at first sight: LOL NO
175. Ghosts: sometimes
176. Voo-doo dolls: nop
177. Reincarnation: Yes i believe in it so much
178. Yourself: of course not lmao do i look inspiring to you??


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: no
180. Do drugs: i refuse to die
181. Drink alcohol: no
182. Cuss: online i do
183. Sing in the shower: sometimes
184. Like school: I mean i don't hate it so
185. Want to get married: HOLY CUCK NO
186. Type with all of your fingers: no i type with 4, my thumbs and my index fingers
187. Think you're attractive: I've taught myself otherwise
188. Drink and drive: nobodyshould
189. Snore: No 
190. Sleep walk: nop
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Hell yep

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: nn
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: idont-
194. Told that person how you felt: ---
195. Been arrested: no wyd
196. Gone to jail or juve: no
197. Skateboarded: u wish I was tht cool
198. Skinny dipped: lmAo no
199. Rock climbed: nop
200. Killed someone: Emotionally, yes, but she was a bitch
201. Watched porn: i'veroleplayeditbutno
202. Gone on a road trip: Yeeeeeeet
203. Went out of the country: No ;;
204. Talked back to an adult: I tried and it made me hate myself more
205. Broken a law: no
206. Got pulled over: I dont drive wyd
208: Cried to get out of trouble: if hopping around a room and screaming counts then yes
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Ye
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: nop
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: nnop
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: ew no
213. Moon someone: lmfao no u wish
214. Shop-lifted: no not rlly
215. Worked at McDonald's: pft no
216. Eaten a dog: ??????
217. Give money to a homeless person: I wanted to
218. Glued your hand to yourself:  no-
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: uhno
220. Had a one night stand: u r fkn dumb lmao
221. Smoked: no
222. Done drugs: no
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: no
224. Slap someone for being stupid: yes but gently 
225. Had cyber sex: no
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: no
227. Caught someone doing something: I caught my friend manipulating my other friends
228. Played a game that removes clothing: no
229. Cried during a movie: almost
230. Cried over someone: I cried when i moved away from my bff who i was in school with for 2 years
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend:  ew
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: no
233. Ran away from home: I wish
234. Cheated on a test: maybe a little bit uwu


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: prob not
236. Sky dive: no
237. Swim with dolphins: no
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: no
239. Try to be the opposite sex: no
240. Lie to the police: no
241. Run from the police: depends
242. Lie to your parents: I already have 
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: 
244. Be an exotic dancer: no
245. NQ- Kill the president:  wtf

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: it reaallyyyy depends
247. Loud: no wtf
248. Nice: yes
249: Outgoing: y e s
250: Quiet: only around parents or ppl I don't know
251. Mean: unless it's a joke then no
252. Emotional: not rlly
253. Sensitive: no
254. Gay: We wish I were
255. Strong: oH HELL NO
256. Weak: I'm not weak or strong 
257. Caring: **very**
258. Dangerous: Nop
259. Crazy: no
260. Spontaneous: no
261. Funny: depends
262. Sweet: uwu not sweeter than you
263. Sharing: I try to be
264. Responsible: yep
265. Trustworthy: mhmmhmhhmhmhm
266. Open-minded: sometimes
267. Creative: No I lost all of my mind ;;
268. Cute: idk do I look cute
269. Slick: nooo
270. Smart: definitely not
271. Dumb: no i'm in btween smart and dumb
272. Evil: n
273. Ghetto: lmao no
274. Classy: depends
275. Photogenic: no
276. Dependable:  definitely not
277. Greedy: u gh no
278. Ugly: yes
279. Messy: kind of
280. Neat: kind of
281. Perverted: ew no
282. Silly: ye sometimes
283. A B****: yeah :,)
284. A Good Listener: usually
285. A Fighter: no
286. A Party Animal: sometimes
287. A Game Freak: yeeeeeeeeet 
288. A Computer Freak:  y e s

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Electrical engineer (vidya gayms)
290. Dream house: anything that's suitable and not shit idc
291. Husband/Wife: none kthnx
292. Kids: i want to adopt a cinnamon bun
293. Names: n
294. Pets: a bunny
295. Car: a decent one
296. Age you would want to get married: i said nO
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: ew
298. Honeymoon: ewie

Section Fifteen: Your friends 

299. Best friend: Avery
300. Known the longest: ^
301. Craziest: some chicc named FInley
302. Loudest: some ugly d00d named Ricky
303. Shyest: Avery
304. Best hair: Avery
305. Best eyes: Avery
306. Best body: Avery
307. Most Athletic: a lot of ppl I know
308. Hot-Tempered: an online friend we don't speak of
309. Most impatient: ^
310. Shortest: Avery
311. Tallest: Avery
312. Skinniest: Avery
313. Best singer: Avery
314. Funniest: Avery
315. Can always make you laugh: Avery
316. Wish you talked to more: Avery
317. Wish you saw more: Avery
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Ricky
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Avery
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': none
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Avery
322. Who is like your family: a lot of ppl
323. How many friends do you have?: Avery 
324. How many are really close?: Avery )))

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Ham sammich
326. Thing you drank: Water
327. Thing you wore: Peejammies
328. Thing you did: Multitasked like a bitch
329. Place you went: Grocery store
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: ear piercings
331. Person you saw: My mom
332. Person you hugged: I don't hug a lot so I forgot
333. Person you kissed: If my mom kissing me on the cheek when I don't need her counts then her
334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp:
335. Person you talked to online: My friend 
336. Person you talked to on the phone: My kind gramma
337. Song you heard: "Two-Player Game" - Be More Chill
338. Show you saw: Be More Chill if musicals count
339. Time you fought with your parents: A few weeks ago
340. Time you fought with a friend: Never
341. Words you said: "I'll improve my grades, don't bug me about it."

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Air
344. What are you drinking: Air
345. What are you thinking: "Finish now and then go be a slob ok"
346. What are you wearing: My pajammays
347. What are you doing: Answering these questions
349. Hair: In a bun
350. Mood: Bored but happy 
351. Listening to: My parents arguing over me
352. Talking to anyone: Air
353. Watching anything: My screen

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: EW
355. Are you a carnivore: depends
356. Are you heterosexual: nope
357. Do you like penguins: yes
358. Do you write poetry: If only I was creative
359. Do you see stupid people: In my house? yeah all the time
360. You + Me: get out please lmfao
361. Do you like the Osbournes: no??
362. Can you see flying pigs: idk can you
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: the only one I do is the giant plush my bff gave me
364. Are you from Afghanistan: no
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: you tell me
366. Are you a zombie: I feel dead inside so yeah?
367. Am i annoying you: Nope i'm too tolerable
368. Do you bite your nails: Yeh
369. Can you cross your eyes: This question made me forget how 
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: yeh kind of
371. Have you touched someone's private part: eW do I look like I'd do such an imposterous thing

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn:  Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney:  sharika
375. MTV or VH1: idk
376. Black or White:  black
377. Yellow or Pink: yellow
378. Football or Basketball:  basketball
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: mobile phone
380. Pen or Pencil: pen
381. Cold or Hot: cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: tattoos
383. Inside or Outside: inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: alcohol
385. Coke or Pepsi: pepsi
386. Tape or Glue: tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: McDonald's

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: it's p chill fam
389. About boy bands: n
390. About suicide: only if i'm allowed to do it
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: nothnx
392. About teen pregnancy: ew
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Dead or a slob
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: my online bffs
395. About gay men: they're fine

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: nO
397. Current weather right now: Chilly tbh
398. Current time: 9:11 PM lmfao
399. Any shout outs: LemonCrowns smsnyday  and frostlie 
400. Last thoughts: It took me long enough to do this so thank you for reading if you did